Dear HM Government,
To address the issues at hand, firstly with respect to the required time period - due to complications with my physiological condition I am unable to predict whether I could fulfill these adequately in human terms. All it would take is one serious injury such as being blasted by a stray Dalek and I would once more be at the mercy of my regenerative powers and most likely to recover to find that I resembled some other thespian from your planet (Hopefully one of the better respected one's!!) However, I can provide evidence from such galactic worthies as Davros, The Master and The entire Ood race that in a single Earth day I can spend several years traversing time and space.
Secondly, Time Lords never have any money - my previous companions will testify to this (I think Mickey Smith or Jack Harkness may still be available for comment)
Finally, there may be an issue contacting Prof. Song - as I recall Prof Song (aka Melody Pond) is capable of time travel and could be anywhere both living and dead. This means that we can be either married or not depending on where along her particular timeline you encounter her.
On a personal note, I would like to add that I am not seeking any gender reassignment surgery or counselling since as far as I am currently aware my physical form is 100% female and in full working order (although I have still to roadtest certain aspects of my new body). That said however, some instruction on which is the correct type of bra to wear for certain activities would be welcomed along with instruction in how to fasten the
thing without dislocating parts of my anatomy and can you recommend a decent bra-fitting service that is handy to Cardiff?
Also, in defence of my apparent place of marriage - most of the known universe resembles Wales these days. For example, when the Daleks attacked in 2009 and removed Earth to the Medusa cascade several acquaintances remarked that that the London street where Rose Tyler was seen entering an electrical retailers looked similar to the main shopping area of Pontypridd. Therefore, I would seek to declare that any marriage I may have undertaken would be void as it would not have been registered properly or conducted by a legally permitted celebrant under the Laws quoted by yourself - as far as I am aware my former self's bow tie has no formal ecumenical qualification nor have I (I think - can't recall being invested as a theologian in the past few centuries or so)
(13th regeneration and still going strong)
P.S. As I am the President of Earth, can I simply over-rule this ruling and get on with keeping you lot safe from all the nasty species out there that are hellbent on your destruction?
"Denying who you really are, only leads to regrets later in life. Seize the moment because it will never come around again."
I have been reliably informed that I am a much bigger bitch when I am NOT Sara!!!!