Wigs – mmm, for those of us deep in the closet, this poses similar problems to going into a store and fingering through frilly lingerie while sensing a thousand eyes scorching through your skull. So I found that if you're going to buy one anyway, then, what the hell, go the whole hog and buy three or four at the same time – since the base of a wig is a kind of hairnet anyway, then you don't have to bother too much with sizes (unless you think you're a clever-clogs and your head is the size of a mountain). So into the shop you traipse, you and your mates in the pub are going to do a stand-up drunken Spice Girls rendition haha very funny and yes I'm an idiot and which Spice Girl do you think I'd suit and, oh, it's 5 of them and not 4? so who's the other one? Oh, I'll have to find another mate then and so that's, what, 2 blondes, 2 brunettes and 1 black-haired? OK I'll take the lot. Can I bring em back after the show? No? Well how much then? HOW MUCH?? Oh, alright then, they'll have to stand me a few bevvies for this lot thanks – and off you go with a clutch of 5 different styled wigs.
Works also with Abba, The Supremes, The Pussycat Dolls and Martha and The Vandellas !!