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Festive Fun 2017

Every girl likes a laugh. Got a funy story to tell, or a couple of girly jokes? Then this is the place to give the rest of the girls a giggle.
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Festive Fun 2017

Postby Sara.G » Mon Dec 18, 2017 2:49 am

'Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la la la la la,
When Steven dresses up as Molly, fa la la la la la la la la.

Decided to try and follow up last years festive ditty with another adapted offering ..... This year the CrossDressing Zone Singers will be presenting a modern version of the 12 Days of Christmas.

The Twelve Years of Transition

In the First Year of Transition the postman delivered to me,
A letter telling me my gender clinic appointment would be in 2033.

In the Second Year of Transition the postman delivered to me,
Two silicone breastforms,
and a letter telling me my gender clinic appointment would still be in 2033.

In the Third Year of Transition the postman delivered to me,
Three French Knickers,
Two silicone breastforms,
and a letter telling me my gender clinic appointment would still be in 2033.

In the Fourth Year of Transition the postman delivered to me,
Four pairs of stockings,
Three French Knickers,
Two silicone breastforms,
and a letter telling me my gender clinic appointment would be still in 2033.

In the Fifth Year of Transition the postman delivered to me,
Five Golden Wigs,
Four pairs of stockings,
Three French Knickers,
Two silicone breastforms,
and a letter telling me my gender clinic appointment would still be in 2033.

In the Sixth Year of Transition the postman delivered to me,
Six shades of lip gloss,
Five Golden Wigs,
Four pairs of stockings,
Three French Knickers,
Two silicone breastforms,
and a letter telling me my gender clinic appointment would still be in 2033.

In the Seventh Year of Transition the postman delivered to me,
Seven pairs of stilletos,
Six shades of lip gloss,
Five Golden Wigs,
Four pairs of stockings,
Three French Knickers,
Two silicone breastforms,
and a letter telling me my gender clinic appointment would still be in 2033.

In the Eighth Year of Transition the postman delivered to me,
Eight satin blouses,
Seven pairs of stilletos,
Six shades of lip gloss,
Five Golden Wigs,
Four pairs of stockings,
Three French Knickers,
Two silicone breastforms,
and a letter telling me my gender clinic appointment would still be in 2033.

In the Ninth Year of Transition the postman delivered to me,
Nine Miniskirts,
Eight satin blouses,
Seven pairs of stilletos,
Six shades of lip gloss,
Five Golden Wigs,
Four pairs of stockings,
Three French Knickers,
Two silicone breastforms,
and a letter telling me my gender clinic appointment would still be in 2033.

In the Tenth Year of Transition the postman delivered to me,
Ten nightdresses for sleeping,
Nine Miniskirts,
Eight satin blouses,
Seven pairs of stilletos,
Six shades of lip gloss,
Five Golden Wigs,
Four pairs of stockings,
Three French Knickers,
Two silicone breastforms,
and a letter telling me my gender clinic appointment would still be in 2033.

In the Tenth Year of Transition the postman delivered to me,
Ten nightdresses for sleeping,
Nine Miniskirts,
Eight satin blouses,
Seven pairs of stilletos,
Six shades of lip gloss,
Five Golden Wigs,
Four pairs of stockings,
Three French Knickers,
Two silicone breastforms,
and a letter telling me my gender clinic appointment would still be in 2033.

In the Eleventh Year of Transition the postman delivered to me,
Eleven Ladies Dresses,
Ten nightdresses for sleeping,
Nine Miniskirts,
Eight satin blouses,
Seven pairs of stilletos,
Six shades of lip gloss,
Five Golden Wigs,
Four pairs of stockings,
Three French Knickers,
Two silicone breastforms,
and a letter telling me my gender clinic appointment would still be in 2033.

In the Twelfth Year of Transition the postman delivered to me,
Twelve change of detail forms,
Eleven Ladies Dresses,
Ten nightdresses for sleeping,
Nine Miniskirts,
Eight satin blouses,
Seven pairs of stilletos,
Six shades of lip gloss,
Five Golden Wigs,
Four pairs of stockings,
Three French Knickers,
Two silicone breastforms,
and a letter telling me my gender clinic appointment had been postponed until 2043.
"Denying who you really are, only leads to regrets later in life. Seize the moment because it will never come around again."

I have been reliably informed that I am a much bigger bitch when I am NOT Sara!!!!

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Re: Festive Fun 2017

Postby Sara.G » Mon Dec 18, 2017 2:55 am

.... and an old decidedly un-pc cracker joke.

Q What did the crossdresser do at Christmas?
A Eat, Drink and dress as Mary.

:frrrt:

Merry Christmas Everyone and hopefully you will all get some nice stockings lol
"Denying who you really are, only leads to regrets later in life. Seize the moment because it will never come around again."

I have been reliably informed that I am a much bigger bitch when I am NOT Sara!!!!

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Re: Festive Fun 2017

Postby DebbieT » Mon Dec 18, 2017 1:43 pm

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Laughing at the song, not the Stephen Fry gag... lol

Debbie


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