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Festive Fun

Postby Sara.G » Sun Nov 20, 2016 11:33 pm

A festive tale of our forum .... 'Twas the night before Christmas at CrossDressing Zone


'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the Zone
Not a creature was stirring, not even to moan;
The stockings were hung high by the chimney with care,
Lets hope that our Rhonda won't get her legs in them up there;
The members all wearing silk nighties were tucked in their beds,
While visions of lacey lingerie danc'd in their heads,
And Sara in her 'kerchief, and Debbie in her cap,
Had just dealt with some spammers and needed a nap‍—‌

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
That Emily sprang from her coffin to see what was the matter.
To the window in bat form she flew giving us a flash,
Cause she was wearing no knickers as she threw up the sash.
The moon on the breastforms of new fallen snow,
Gave the lustre of diamonte to objects below;
When, what to our wondering eyes should appear,
But a stricken crossdresser, obviously full of plenty beer,
She was downing a bottle of port, that was emptied very quick,
We knew in a moment she should surely be sick.
With more parcels than APS her personal shoppers they came,
And she whistled, and shouted, and call'd them many a strange name:
"Now! Dasher, now! Dancer, now! Prancer and Vixen,
"On! Comet, on! Cupid, on! Donner Kebab and err Blitzen";
"To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall!
"Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky;
So up to the house-top those lackeys did fly,
With the van full of goodies and some naughty things too:

And then in a twinkling, we heard on the roof
Heels that were clicking like many a hoof.
As Emily drew in her head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney came Admin making a most curious sound:
Dress'd all in leather, from her foot to her head,
In a dress that was a sparkly vibrant shade of red;
A bundle of pressies was flung on her back,
She look'd like a woman who preferred satin knickers in black:
Her eyes‍—‌how they twinkled! As she discovered the sherry,
Her cheeks were like roses, but her blusher was cherry;
Her mouth puckered up as she stood under the mistletoe,
The shade of her lipstick looked like Berry Glow;
The remains of mince pie she held tight in her teeth,
And the crumbs did surround her just like a wreath.
She had a large chest with breasts made from jelly,
That shook when she laugh'd, like buddha's plump belly:

She was boozy and beery, full of rude health,
And she laugh'd in the mirror at the sight of herself;
A flutter of false eyelash and a twist of her head,
Soon gave us to know we had nothing to dread.
She spoke not a word, but went straight to her task,
Distributing sheer stockings; and many a basque,
And laying her glass aside of the tree,
She rose up the chimney, wriggling to get free,
She sprung on her sleigh, to her team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew, like the down of a thistle:
But we heard her exclaim, ere she drove out of sight‍—‌
Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night.


Ok Girl's anyone else have a suitably edited Christmas/Festive/Holiday Classic to share with us?
"Denying who you really are, only leads to regrets later in life. Seize the moment because it will never come around again."

I have been reliably informed that I am a much bigger bitch when I am NOT Sara!!!!

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Re: Festive Fun

Postby cuddles » Mon Nov 21, 2016 3:02 pm

Sara, that was brilliant..! I'll have to put my thinking cap on and see if I can also come up with something...on second thoughts, never mind the thinking cap, I've got this lovely skirt and blouse I think might help...

Cuddles xxxx

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Re: Festive Fun

Postby Sara.G » Mon Nov 21, 2016 10:09 pm

cuddles wrote:Sara, that was brilliant..! I'll have to put my thinking cap on and see if I can also come up with something...on second thoughts, never mind the thinking cap, I've got this lovely skirt and blouse I think might help...

Cuddles xxxx


Thank you but I am placing the blame firmly on Nestle - Mrs G is in hospital and since the cats don't provide any decent conversation I have been sampling the free coffee pods which were in beside the Nespresso machine my parents gave us as an early Christmas pressie.
"Denying who you really are, only leads to regrets later in life. Seize the moment because it will never come around again."

I have been reliably informed that I am a much bigger bitch when I am NOT Sara!!!!


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