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Re: the CIA

Postby cuddles » Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:43 pm

Back to the CIA -

BRA bra
BRAAA woolly bra
AFCANK all fur coat and no knickers
BOBFOC body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch
OTSBBH over the shoulder beanbag holder (bra)
WTIMS what's that in men's sizes?
and back to the CIA -

BRA bra
BRAAA woolly bra
AFCANK all fur coat and no knickers
BOBFOC body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch
OTSBBH over the shoulder beanbag holder (bra)
WTIMS what's that in men's sizes?
WU? wearing undies?
BYA Bob's your aunty
SOS stockings or socks
HHMMD High heels make me dizzy
SNADU situation normal all dolled up
RML Read my lipstick
BWD bad wig day
RIP rest in panties
NSA No Straps attached
KISS keep it sexy sweety
BTTO bore the tits off
DIY Dress in Yellow
BBL big busty lad
BTDITGTH been there, dressed in that, got the heels
I2SFMLBD I'm too sexy for my little black dress
YKESAGMABE your knicker elastic snapped and gave me a black eye

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Re: the CIA

Postby cuddles » Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:47 pm

so much for copy and paste

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Re: the CIA

Postby VikkiSmith » Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:35 pm

Cuddles, you could always show us your Haloween cossie to tide us over

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Re: the CIA

Postby VikkiSmith » Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:37 pm

IDULY It did up last year

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Re: the CIA

Postby cuddles » Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:08 pm

BOTTA? Been on the chips again?

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Re: the CIA

Postby cuddles » Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:13 pm

BOTCA!!! - what's up with me today? PMT?

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Re: the CIA

Postby cuddles » Mon Dec 26, 2011 1:45 pm

Even more - maybe I should compile the definitive list?

WYWH wish you wore hose
ILMBISF I left my boobs in San Francisco
IFMBITLLO I found my boobs in the left-luggage office
BARNFAMAGE charity shop clothes(Barnado's, Oxfam, Age UK)
TMTATACMS tie me to a tree and call me Suzy
CID crossdresser in drab
PMT playing my trombone
AWOL awake without lingerie
RSVP real silk very posh
WUTBAM wig used to be a mop
CIBYT can I borrow your tits
IKIPOOF I know, its purposely out of focus
ITMSIS I think my stash is safe
OGAMDCKAMS only God and my dry-cleaner know about my stash
OMDB over my delicious ballgown
SWALK Spandex will always look kinky
IHIUSYCSMP I hemmed it up so you can see my panties
IHIUSYCSINWP I hemmed it up so you can see I'm not wearing panties
MAE my alter-ego
MAEWEST my alter-ego wears 'er skirts tight
CHUTS chubby thighs
CHANS chubby ankles
CHUNDOUCH chubby neck double chin
ZZZNZZ zipper stuck
ZZZNZZWKOD zipper stuck wife knocking on door
ZZZNZZVLIW zipper stuck vicar looking in window
ZZZNZZVOTSITSAM zipper stuck visions of toilet scene in There's Something About Mary
TLGIOM the little girl inside of me
TBGBIOM the big girl's blouse inside of me
TDPIOM the Dolly Parton inside of me
PISSS purging is such sweet sorrow

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Re: the CIA

Postby cuddles » Mon Jan 09, 2012 10:30 pm

Is it OK to put some more? Is anyone reading this?

RWATJ Romeo wherefore art thou Juliet
SO significant orifice
HTSBH hard-to-shave butt hairs
P2P pantie to pantie
ATITHMYBYB a thong in the hand means you're baring your bush
IDSICU I dress so I can undress
IFOU in front of you
LIBMAT lying in bed making a tent
ABAHB all bra and hobnailed boots
YSSYLSOTWL you steal some, you leave some on the washing line
TEPOHTMUTW the eternal problem of how to make your tits wobble
GRIN goes round in nighties
POV panties on view
XOXO hugs and kisses
OXOS meaty bits
TEASIMPOOPS the elastic's always snapping in my panties -oops!
LYLLUALMS lift your left leg up and let me see
DTHKWYAI do the hokey-cokey while you're at it
HHGTTG hitchhiker's guide to transgender
MGSMBF(PEST) my girdle's stopping my blood-flow(please excuse slow typing)
PLUMP pipeline under my panties
YLLBSYELA you look like Brezhnev shave your eyebrows legs armpits
LABTYD life's a bitch, then you dress
LLMTO literally laughing my tits off
BLALACT black, lacey and see-through
DFTND dressed from the neck down
PUREHWGA purge, regret, here we go again
SYOCC smile, you're on Club Crossdressing

Cuddles xxx

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Re: the CIA

Postby cuddles » Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:11 pm

OK


ROTFL Roll out the frilly lingerie
POPOPIUPIO pose, pout, push it up, pull it out
ANFSCD and now for something CD
AOL apply orange lippy
A/S/L always, sometimes, lots
BYOB bring your own bra
PAL pad a leotard
NTSC not too shabby Cuddles
22 tutu
DAC crossdressers against dyslexia
DOA dressed on arrival
ICTYBTIHTKY I could transform you but then I'd have to kiss you
IITYWIMWYBMAD if I tell you why I makeup will you buy me a dress
CD-ROM CD – roll out the makeup
DOS dolled out sexily
DVD drab versus dolly
FORD for overripe dressers
VW very wispy
SAAB sexy as a bitch
BMW boy? man? - woman!
FIAT frolic in a tutu
HONDA haul on new dress again
HYUNDAI here's to your new dress and intimates
TAXI take a crossdresser in
ALOTBSOL always look on the bright side of lingerie
ASAP as soon as passable
sup – what panties you wearing
SMAW1 stop me and wear one
DIOUD dressed inside outside upside down
UWUWWWIW you wish you were wearing what I'm wearing
WYWH wish you wore hers

Cuddles xxx

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Re: the CIA

Postby cuddles » Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:39 pm

Let's continue -

BLYTCK bless your tiny cotton knickers
GFAT going for a thong
PJPROBE frolics in bed
DLPOHMOCMIP door locked, phone off hook, mobile on conference, mirror in position
BBIAB be back in a bra
CAD ctrl-alt-dress
CDWY couldn't dress without you
DWYL dress with you later
DYK darn your knickers
G&BIT grin and bare it
HDYWTDT how do you wear this damned thing
YOLOLIMS you look like my sister
SHUG she's ugly
ITHFWI if the heel fits wear it
SYDOPUWITSD so you don't put wigs in the spin dryer?
ROTFLLUCMK rolling on the floor laughing letting you see my knickers
NSITIS not sure if this is sexy
REBOOT try different heels
GMDA great minds dress alike
LTS love that seethru
PEBCAK problem exists between crossdresser and keyboard
TGIF thank god it's frilly
WWJD what would Jane do?
ACA Alcoholic Crossdressers Anonymous
NBCOAK never been caught touch wood
WIBAMA well I'll be a monkey's aunt
YLLAMA you look like a monkey's aunt
PFZ pantie-free zone
BAG busting a girdle
CS'RUS Crossdressers online community
GWIAM gurl wrapped in a man
LDALWDLS let's dress again like we did last summer
MorF mini or full-length
OTTOMW off the top of my wig
PTIYPASI put that in your panties and stroke it
TYOL turn you on later

Cuddles xxx


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