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Re: the CIA

Postby Carla68 » Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:16 pm

Awesome

I was trying to explain to someone what HTML meant now I know a whole new meaning

Lmfao

Carla

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Re: the CIA

Postby cuddles » Wed Feb 22, 2012 8:32 am

All right then -

PMIA panties missing in action
DNFTT do not feed the tranny
YMCA young men's crossdressing association
ADHD addiction to dressing in her's disorder
ACME a crossdresser's makeup experiment
TWOT total waste of tights
TRDMC tears running down my corset
SWWP slippery when wearing panties
SETI search for extra-transgender inspiration
BBIAM be back in a mini
STSPDP same time, same place, different panties
BCET bra, clip, every trip
HIWTS hate it when that snaps
TWABTO 2 wigs are better than 1
DYCLIFOTBO does your condom lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight
RDCWWDV remove dog-collar when wearing dress vicar
ULB uploading bra
BTW brastrap twisted
KTW knickers twisted
CGEOTTW can't get 'em off they're twisted
DGYKIATW don't get your knickers in a twist
LMGYKIATW let me get your knickers in a twist
ACBEMABB a cross between Eric Morecambe and Brigitte Bardot
MVP most valuable panties
Guten Tag, ich heisse Hans, meine weibliche Name ist 'Hansa'.
LUFTHANSA lift up frilly top, Hansa

Cuddles xxx

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Re: the CIA

Postby cuddles » Tue Feb 28, 2012 6:36 pm

and on we go -

NISM need I show more
NUCV national union of crossdressing vicars
KIA kissed in action
KOTL kiss on the lingerie
KOTC kiss on the corset
GAMMD go ahead, make me dress
GCSE general certificate of saucy exploits
GLU gurls like us
VPL visible panty line
VTL visible thong line
VMAL visible male appendage line
GPS gurly positioning system
GREEN biodegradable knickers
GYO get your own
FLASHGORDONA demonstrative crossdresser
FLAFF footloose and frilly
FM frill modulation
AM in aunty mode
FITS fake tits
FTSE frills, tits, skirt exchange
NASDAQ nighties and sexy directoires are quaint
DAX dead attractive crossdresser
NYSE not your skirt, Elsie
NIKKEI one's knickers
CAAC cool as a crossdresser
CACHE crossdressers and crossdressers who still look like blokes
CHILLS crossdresser's breasts
CIB crossdresser in bed
COB crossdresser on bed
CUBJHWCI crossdresser under bed just heard wife come in
DWYL dress with you later
MYOB mind your own bra
IKHYDLS I know how you dressed last summer
IMF imperative makeup fund
ITMA it's that makeup again
CROFRO curly crossdresser wig
JICYDD just in case you don't dress
JWTLYK just wanted to look at your knickers
CRO-MAGNON hairy crossdresser
YGAYOQDIFFWDYP you gotta ask yourself one question – do I feel fem? Well, do ya, punk?
RITHFR run in those heels Forrest, run!
LMNHTSYCD love means never having to say you're cd
SYCBS Shirley you can't be serious
CISTKB carpe interulam, seize the knickers, boys

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Re: the CIA

Postby cuddles » Sat Mar 24, 2012 7:09 pm

and changing tack, a short diversion into proverbs -

LKAADT little knickers are a dangerous thing
ASPIITH a sissy's place is in the home
AWANPMJADG all work and no play makes Jack a dull gurl
BTHDADTNDAA better to have dressed and died than never dressed at all
BITSOC brevity is the soul of crossdressing
CMTC clothes make the crossdresser
DAYWBDB dress as you would be dressed by
DTTWIHBYCC don't try to walk in heels before you can crawl
EWCB East, West, crossdressing's best
EJIHJ every Jack is his Jill
FHNBFL faint heart never became fair lady
FTLTTLIOOS from the lad to the lady is only one step
GAMELAHWDH give a man enough lingerie and he will dress himself
GMDA great minds dress alike
HWDARAMLTDAD he who dresses and runs away may live to dress another day
HIWYSI home is where your stash is
IAFYDSTOSL if at first you don't succeed, try one size larger
ITWFWI if the wig fits, wear it
ITDWCTDDMGTTD if the dress won't come to Dave, Dave must go to the dress
DFAPDFAP dress for a penny dress for a pound
ITASTMAC it takes all sorts to make a crossdresser
NUCOSS no use crying over snapped suspenders
DATWDWYDAYDA drink and the world drinks with you, dress and you dress alone
DIWYMI dressing is what you make it
LMLS like mother like son
DIHRAL dress in haste, repent at leisure
BTFLAG big tits from little acorns grow
MDGOT makeup doesn't grow on trees
MHLM more haste less makeup
NJACBHC never judge a crossdresser by her cover
NPOTTWYCDT never put off till tomorrow when you can dress today
NSLS nothing succeeds like suspenders
OMAWBHFACMAHFAPOP one might as well be hanged for a complete makeover as for a pair of panties
OACAAC once a crossdresser, always a crossdresser
OBDNACM one bra does not a crossdresser make
PWLIGHSC people who live in glass houses shouldn't crossdress
ABCACOCC a bra corrupts, a complete outfit corrupts completely
PYBHF put your best heel forward
RDANDDRDIMMW red dress at night dresser's delight, red dress in the morning magistrate's warning
RPTDD rob Ruthy to dress Dave
CABIAD crossdressers aren't built in a day
SITMIB seeing in the mirror is believing
STRASTS spare the rod and spoil the sissy
TDIAGOTOSOTS the dress is always greener on the other side of the shopwindow
CDT crossdresser, dress thyself
TANFFIAGB the apple never falls far in a good bra
TCOTDNDRS the course of true dressing never did run smooth
TCLCHS the crossdressing leopard changes his spots
TPOGDIEV the price of good dressing is eternal vigilance
TPOTPIITW the proof of the padding is in the wearing
NDATWBO ne'er dress about till wife be out
TWTACHITHK the way to a crossdresser's heart is through his knickers
TMAGTPOOKE there's many a good tune played on old knicker elastic
TMASTLAL there's many a slip 'twixt lipstick and lip
TWDNLFMMADTRT those who do not learn from makeup mistakes are doomed to repeat them
TEIHTDID to err is human to dress is divine
GDASTF good dressers are stranger than fiction
TICTAG two is company, three's a gangbang
VITSOD variety is the spice of dressing
WYLITMYGITM what you lose in the mirror you gain in the mind
SIIOR silk is its own reward
TBBDMAW two black bras don't make a white
TATWFNM time and tights wait for no man
IAOTITFLS it ain't over till I'm the fat lady singing
TBLITBL the bottom line is the bottom line
LIC lipstick is cheap
TCOTPATPWTCOT take care of the padding and the pearls will take care of themselves
OMMIAMM one man's mini is another man's maxiskirt
WTWATCP when the wife's away the crossdressers play
WACF women and crossdressers first
CESATFTBA chest expands so as to fill the bra available
YANTOTD you are never too old to dress
YCWTA you can't wear them all
FIWOTF femininity is wasted on the feminine

Cuddles xxxx

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Re: the CIA

Postby cuddles » Tue Apr 03, 2012 6:36 pm

not many comments but quite a few readers – so we'll continue?

LMTHGF lingerie makes the heart grow fonder
ITNACAG in the night all crossdressers are gray
AWTHW all's well that hangs well
TAADMYBFS two apples a day make your bra front sway
AEDHIHB an English dresser's home is his boudoir
ASITSTWKYTHD a stitch in time saves the wife knowing you tried her dress
FCBD first come, best dress
AHBIBTN a halfcut bra is better than none
ILDYDMAFS if life deals you dresses, make a fashion show
CNGM crossdressers need good memories
LWFABK losers weepers find a bra keepers
YHMBAIHY you hook my bra and I'll hook yours
WTAWTAW where there's a wig there's a way
ABISIABNL a bloke in silk is a bloke no less
BMSF bad mascara smudges fast
BIITEOTDITM beauty is in the eye of the dresser in the mirror
BDTN better dressed than never
BOABG beware of admirers bearing gifts
DBAH dressing begins at home
LSLTW lipstick speaks louder than words
ITLOTBTOCIQ in the land of the blind the one-eyed crossdresser is Queen
NITMOISH necessity is the mother of inventing stash hideouts
NHIGH no hair is good hair
OMTIAMSTPO one man's trash is another man's slutty trailer park outfit
PBYEIOPOK put both your eggs in one pair of knickers
SIOTDIA saying is one thing, dressing is another
PAAFIAS pert as a flirt in a skirt
TBTILAP the best things in life are pink
WWCITDSGOTW when wife come in the door stash go out the window
BTDATDBD between the Devil and the deep blue dress
BBNFW borrowed bras never fit well
DWUYOTC don't whistle until you're out the closet
DWMDWP drink with measure, dress with pleasure
FFAS forbidden frillies are sweet
LMLMD love me, love my dress
NPNJ no pain, no Jane
TMTOWTSAL there's more than one way to show a leg
MAFBHNII many a fine bra has nothing in it
ONYDWTWK open not your door when the wife knocks
SYANFTYBWR stretch your arm no further than your nail laquer will reach
SYWWTIIH straighten your wig while the iron is hot
TFBIHTB the first bra is half the battle
ADDCBU a dress done cannot be undone
WIWDIWDW what is worth dressing is worth dressing well
ADDWCAAB a drowning dresser will clutch at a brastrap
AJOATDBWASPOK a journey of a thousand dressings begins with a single pair of knickers
AMIAGAAM a miss is as good as a mrs
ADPIITC a dresser's place is in the closet
ASMTHGF absent stash makes the heart grow fonder
ACAMOIS a crossdressing army marches on its stilettos
WASDGASR wear a silly dress get a silly reflection
MIOSD makeup is only skin deep
IEGMTAGD inside every great man there's a great dresser
DSBSANH dressers should be seen and not heard
CHWK cold hands, warm knickers
DCPIM don't change panties in midstream
EDADUFTWD eat, drink and dress up, for tomorrow we die
DI1PI99PP dressing is one percent inspiration ninety-nine percent perspiration
IGHMUTDHHGUIH if God had meant us to dress he'd have given us inflatable hips
LBA402536 life begins at 40-26-38
NHCTSTSB Nair has charms to sooth the savage breast

Cuddles xxxx

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Re: the CIA

Postby cuddles » Sat Sep 15, 2012 8:35 pm

#-☼-# bending over in fishnets no knicks
╥╥ eyelashes
Å a great ass
Ω walks like John Wayne
┴ showing cleavage
┬ extremely short mini
%\ mini far too short
!¡ successful 69
≈\/≈ hairy armpits
-$- expensive thong
-($_$)- expensive bra
-(¢_¢)- cheap bra
ÇÇ sissy
æ soixante-neuf learners
ñ just passable
>//< braclasp won't fasten

Cuddles xxx

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Re: the CIA

Postby cuddles » Wed May 22, 2013 8:04 pm

well it's been a while, so -


IDWT I'm a German crossdresser
INBIJDTW I'm not bad I'm just dressed that way
DOW dresser or woman?
DOWJONES convincing Welsh crossdresser
OAP old age pantywearer
OHCW own house, car, wig
DWMT don't waste my tights
BSTS better sexy than sorry
AAT and another thong
TCOGB thongs can only get better
B&B bra and bum
BFC bare faced cheek
TMTYL take me to your leder
DHYB don't hide your bra
KYKO keep your knickers on
WFYB whatever floats your bra
XYZ examine your zipper
CUPCAKE bra filling
CHOOCHIE crossdresser with trashy dress sense
MY SIZE my type of girl
OTLTA one top led to another
AFAHMASP a frock and his manhood are soon parted
OBE old bra elastic
WOB wig on backwards?
KLM knickers losing malleability
BA bust addons
ELAL eh, lingerie, aah, lingerie!!
EASYJET ease up your jumper expose top
AER LINGUS amazingly erotic oral stimulation
BMI be my inspiration
TITT throw in the tits, give up
WTTC welcome to the closet
WTTWC welcome to the water closet


Cuddles xxxx

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Re: the CIA

Postby Maria2 » Wed May 29, 2013 1:05 am

Very nice Cuddles. I'll have to think abit to get an appropriate come back. ha ha.
:) :) :frrrt: :frrrt: :) :)

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Re: the CIA

Postby cuddles » Wed May 29, 2013 4:30 pm

KCACD keep calm and crossdress

Cuddles xxxx

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Re: the CIA

Postby cuddles » Sat Jan 11, 2014 9:47 am

here we go again -

HKWT have knickers, will travel
RKBA right to keep and bare ass
RMATTH rolling my ass to the heavens
HHLH high heels, low headroom
TRMM tears ruining my mascara
DIFOC dressed in front of computer
PMFLF pardon me for looking fabulous
TIC tongue in cheeks
KFZ knicker free zone
YMMV your makeup may vary
BTDTGTTS been there done that got the tight skirt
DBAR dressed beyond all recognition
IROOK I've run out of knickers
ISIWTA I'm sorry I'll wear that again
JATLOMGGLBD just another tight lowcut oh my god gorgeous little black dress
LSHMBBAB laughing so hard my bean bags are bouncing
NAHD not a happy dresser
OOSOOD out of sight, out of drab
TMTOWTWT there's more than one way to wear that
LRLLLRAINCWYB look right, look left, look right again. If nothing's coming wiggle your bum
NSPCC national society for the prevention of cruelty to crossdressers
TTFN too tight for nookie
GUTI get used to inuendo
TMOC turning my other cheek
LITTITBOABF Louise, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship
TGSS tall gurl short skirt
SSDK same skirt different knickers
DITYID did I tell you I'm dressed ?
MUWI make-up while intoxicated
NALOPCWT not a lot of people can wear that
AGG a gurl's gurl
RARVABMAPHAY Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, mine are pink, how about you?

Cuddles xxxx


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