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A young blonde woman takes a seat on an aeroplane in 1st class. She is approached by the stewardess, "You can't sit there, you don't have a 1st class ticket" The woman says "I'm blonde, I'm young and I'm beautiful. So I will sit here all the way to New York" The stewardess doesn't know how to deal with this, and so, goes for help. The co-pilot says "My wife is blonde, I'll deal with this". He goes to the woman and whispers in her ear. The woman gets up and hurries to 2nd class. The stewardess is amazed and has to know what he said to her. "Simple" says the co-pilot " I just told her that 1st class wasn't going to New York"
A young blonde woman manages to get accepted into college, on the first day of classes she takes a seat in the front row and gets ready to take notes. Midway through the class the lecturer notices that she is still staring straight forward and appears to be listening to music through earphones. Slightly perturbed, he approaches her and rips the earphones out and prepares to give her a verbal kick up the ass.
"Young Lady, if you have any expectations of passing my course you would be wise ..." he starts, just then the blonde gasps, falls to the floor, starts turning blue and grasps feebly at the earphones. The lecturer picks up one of the earphones and listens for a second wondering what could be more important than his lecture.
From the earphone comes a calm female voice repeating over and over "Breathe in .... and breathe out"
A blonde and a brunette are in a bar one evening. The late news comes on television and the blonde starts watching with great intent. As the bulletin progresses, it reaches a story about a man who has committed suicide by jumping from a building and the report contains live footage of the incident. Throughout the report the blonde starts mumbling to herself "Don't do it" over and over. The barman on hearing this says to her "I thought you were here when the evening news showed this earlier, you know he is going to jump" The blonde looks at him bemused and replies "But I thought he might change his mind this time."
"Denying who you really are, only leads to regrets later in life. Seize the moment because it will never come around again."
I have been reliably informed that I am a much bigger bitch when I am NOT Sara!!!!