Wow, I've always wanted to be Super. This is such a great honour for me.
I'm a very drab and dreary person really, with no style or fashion sense. Deep down however, I'm a dynamic fashion tigress with an eye for balance and wowing those victims of crime and injustice.
I've designed my super costume that I'll wear when I emerge from a phone box, ready to right wrongs and generally save humanity.
This is it!
What do you think? Ain't I just the most gorgeous crime buster you've ever seen?
PS. I'm having a bit of trouble finding a phone box these days.